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Old Aug 18, 2005, 07:03 PM // 19:03   #21
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Xue - some of those are sheer genius!
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 07:12 PM // 19:12   #22
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RockemSockem - hammer attack - if successful, target's head is knocked clean off and flies off into nearby shrubbery. Body suffers from effects of "Blind" until head is retrieved.

Antman - target enemy suffers from half health, energy, armor, weapon damage and height for 10-45 seconds

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Old Aug 18, 2005, 07:17 PM // 19:17   #23
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Spirit Shock - For each spirit target foe lays down, he suffers 4-6 electrical shocks.
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 07:18 PM // 19:18   #24
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See the Truth - target trash-talking player's toon changes form to that of the person playing it, so everyone can laugh at the trash-talking sexually-frustrated fat 13 year-old behind the big, mean-looking warrior, or hot sexy little necro.
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 07:23 PM // 19:23   #25
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See the Truth - target trash-talking player's toon changes form to that of the person playing it, so everyone can laugh at the trash-talking sexually-frustrated fat 13 year-old behind the big, mean-looking warrior, or hot sexy little necro.
nice one - LOL.
Along the same lines:

Phallus - target enemy turns in to a big... you know.

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Old Aug 18, 2005, 07:32 PM // 19:32   #26
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Whining About Nothin'
Target 100K+ owner that didnt get a cheap Superior Monk rune and Whines about nothin will die instantly, his soul buried alive and his body seperated into 73.8 pieces
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 07:59 PM // 19:59   #27
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Aura of the Nublich (Elite Hex): Any W/Mo equipped with mending is permanently converted into a necro primary.

Defile daughter: Any player with a female character that is stripped and made to dance is permabanned from GW.

Signet of the unoriginal dyer: Target's armor is dyed completely pink if it is all-black to start with.

Signet of the unoriginal pwnzer: any player that utters the word "pwn" in any way is prompty stripped down to his/her skimmies and set on fire for 30 seconds.

Signet of the unoriginal flamer: Any elementalist armed with firestorm + meteor + fireball + flare is slammed with a giant douche and a turd sandwich.

Mantra of the naked dance party: All losers taking part in said dance routines are permabanned and IPs are released onto a public domain.

Hex friendly nublit: For the next 30 seconds, target ally can be the target of any negative skills from any team-mate. Only works if ally is W/Mo.

Swap friend/foe: target ally W/Mo may be replaced by any non-boss monster creature of equal or lower level.
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 08:12 PM // 20:12   #28
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Signet of the Devourer

All creatures in the game are replaced by twice as many devourers. These devourers will possess the same skills as the creature they replaced.
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 08:14 PM // 20:14   #29
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The wrath of Khan - Abandon one of your lame party members on a planet for X seconds, they will later seek revenge (ok that was a little lame :P)

Gwen's master plan - Summon X Gwen(s) in town, they will join the party of that annoying guy spamming "LFG" 20 times on the screen, Gwen can not be kick and will not allow target foe to leave the party

Signet of AFK - The next time target goes AFK it will be booted and replaced by somone who is not lame

Anti-leach - The next time target foe tries to leach it will be unable to earn drops, gold, exp, or any other mission bonuses, they will be warped back to pre-searing as lvl 1 and all their items will be sold to random players, this spell ends if leacher actualy helps

Lag of the Litch - This spell only works on moster "The Litch", if this spell is used within X meters of "The Litch" he will experience lag and will be droped from the game, your team will then be victorious

im low on ideas so this is all i can think of now
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 08:36 PM // 20:36   #30
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Internal Revenue {Elite}- creates a lvl 7 IRS agent - attacks don't do physical damage but each strike takes 10-20% of gold on player. If player is out of gold then each strike takes a random piece of equpment - including equipped armor weapons and runes!

Shock Treatment {Elite}- target enemy suffers from Crippling Anguish and receives Enervating Shocks on a random basis for the duration of the skill

Nitrous Oxide - target is stuck in laugh emote for duration of the skill or until he is attacked

Kick Me! - target foe is automatically targeted by all missile attacks including bolts launched by their own team

Earthworm –axe attack- target enemy is cut in half down the middle. Enemy retains control of top half where he is able to either fight or crawl at cripple speed – but not at the same time. Meanwhile lower half of body runs around randomly unless caught – which causes skill to end.

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Old Aug 18, 2005, 10:07 PM // 22:07   #31
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lol @ earthworm
or you could have the bottom half act as a pet and kick things.

Why not a signet of OMG : for the next 10 minutes your level shows as lvl 25 and post OMG the new update is soooo cool
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 10:25 PM // 22:25   #32
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suicide pet {elite} this skill takes up all your skillbar and lets your pet commit suicide (can only be used once per area)

screaming undead (pvp) when you cast this spell an horde of n00b screaming undead appear to pwn you all in tombs and kick you all out of it (even the casters team)

The Grande Finale {UBER elite} when you cast this skill everybody in your group starts dancing for 30 seconds and are invurnireble to all attacks except dark damage
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 10:51 PM // 22:51   #33
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Ni! Ni! Ni! (elite shout)
all nearby foes are dazed for 1~10 seconds

What.....is the air speed velocity of an unladened swallow? (hex)
target foe's action is interrupted and does the /hmm emote 3 times in a row trying to figure out the air speed velocity of an unladened swallow. Will not work on a ranger if their Wilderness survival is greater then 7. If target is a ranger with WS greater then 7, the counter shout "African of European?" will be used, resulting in caster doing the /hmm emote 3 times.
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 11:22 PM // 23:22   #34
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Umm there's one that immediately springs to mind.

Signet of UAS: you get UAS for your whole guild - for 5 energy, infinite wait before recast.

My Favourite:

Neutrino Storm
: you call down a neutrino storm, diverted from the nearest supernova, to completely annihilate the enemy team in one go. Energy : 120, Cast: 2 seconds, recast: 30 seconds.

Baahahahahahahahahah pure evil
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Old Aug 19, 2005, 12:59 AM // 00:59   #35
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Prisoner's Dilemma
Available to all professions.
Activation Cost: 0
Recharge Time: 10

Elite Stance. For 10 seconds, if any foe activates Prisoner's Dilemma, then you and foe die. If you are still alive after 10 seconds, random foe dies and Prisoner's Dilemma ends.


Chain Mail
Available to all professions.
Activation Cost: 10E
Activation Time: 0
Recharge Time: 0

Elite Skill. Target foe dies. Chain Mail skill is exchanged with random skill from random foe's skillbar. That foe now has Chain Mail on their skillbar. If that foe dies while Chain Mail remains on their skillbar, then Chain Mail is returned to your skillbar.
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Old Aug 19, 2005, 02:14 AM // 02:14   #36
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Signet of butterfingers.

All party members except the caster cannot collect drops until they are "up for grabs".

Infuse ale.

Enemy team are infused with 12 dwarven ales and suffer it's effects for ten minutes.

Aura of peek-a-boo

While enchanted, you are invisible.

Signet of Netherlands

Enemy footwear turns into giant clogs which slows movement by 95% and makes them look silly.

Mantra of Norman Greenbaum

When a player dies, they rise slowly into the air while "spirit in the sky" plays out softly.

Oliver Hardy

When a player dies, a speach bubble saying "That's another fine mess you got me into" appears.

You are "The One"

Team member gets cool shades and holds his palm towards the enemy whose arrows are stopped before falling to the ground.

Aura of fetid skunks - elite

While enchanted with this elite spell, warriors cannot get within melee range of you, are forced back by the stench and are poisoned, blinded, dazed, crippled, bleeding, suffer from a deep wound, weakness and pacifism for the rest of the game.
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Old Aug 19, 2005, 02:24 AM // 02:24   #37
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Signet of Improbability.

A low probability you know what this is related to.

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Old Aug 19, 2005, 02:41 AM // 02:41   #38
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Signet Of Loyalty: all allies cannot leave in the middle of a mission or they will lose all items in their vault, invintory, and all gold.

Cast time 1s

Recharge time 1s
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Old Aug 19, 2005, 02:45 AM // 02:45   #39
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Friendly fire

When target enemy selects the "nearest enemy" action, he mistakenly selects his nearest ally and that ally takes double damage from his attack.

Curse of lol

Target enemy is teleported back to presearing and cannot return until he/she collects 100 plat from only killing aloe seeds.

Spirit of Christmas

The next time target player trades with someone, he unknowingly gives his trade partner all his gold on his character and any equipped items.

Trojan loot

Turn yourself into a rare fellblade. When the enemy picks you up, you can salvage anything in that players inventory.

Hypnosis

Target player can be moved by caster using a point and click action. Target is hypnotised until he/she reaches 0 energy.

Poltergeist

Rearrange target enemies skill bar every 5 seconds until the target enemy dies.

Heal the world

The next time enemy monk uses heal party, it heals your own party aswell.
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Old Aug 19, 2005, 02:49 AM // 02:49   #40
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Tornado- Spell: Create a tornado that run around the field in circular motion knocking down whoever in touch with it. All knocked down target recieve -20 armor against physical damage.This spell cause exhaustion. Elite. Energy 15, Cast 3, Recharge 30

Magma Field- Spell: Near by area become magma terrian for 3....15 sec, whoever in the area are crippled and set on fire.This spell cause exhaustion. Elite. Energy 25, Cast 5, Recharge 60. (ward size)

Rain Storm- Spell: Near by area start to rain for 3.....15 sec, all creature within the area are easily interrupted and suffer -2 health regeneration and -1 energy regeneration. This spell cause exhaustion. Elite. Energy 25, Cast 4, Recharge 60 (ward size)

Dust Storm- Spell: Near by area are effected by dust storm for 3....15 sec, all creature within the area are easily interrupted and suffer -3 health regeneration and move 33% slower. This spell cause exhaustion. Elite. Energy 25, Cast 4, Recharge 60 (ward size)

Signet of Elements- Signet: An explosion of all 4 elements, enemy creature near by caster suffer 50......150 damage. This skill cause 1 of the random effect, Burn (10 sec), Knock Down (3 sec), Blind (15sec). Elite. (50% failure with less than 5 fire, 5 air, 5 water, 5 earth.) Cast 4, Recharge Never. (armor ignoring)

Dream on Wizard Freaks....

Necromancer:

Reaper's Contract- Hex Spell: Within 10 sec if the caster die, the target hexed with Shadow's Revenge will die too. Target do not suffer any death penalty. Energy 15, Cast 2, Recharge 120. (50% failure with soul reaping less than 5)

Summon Shadow- Enchantment Spell: Use all remaining energy, target dead ally will become a shadow avatar for 5.....18 sec with two times more hp and energy and are not able to recieve any benefit from monk spells. Elite. Energy 15, cast 3, Recharge 45. (50% failure with soul reaping less than 7)

Ahh... that's it for now...

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Poltergeist

Rearrange target enemies skill bar every 5 seconds until the target enemy dies.
I like that one... would be awesome if it was a spirit... one skill that can make everyone panic while the good player won't... truly test of skill

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